Wednesday, September 30, 2009

September

Holy muther fucking shit this has been the suckiest fucking September I have ever fucking had!  $550 fucking dollars on a 2 month old cat almost drained dry by fleas.  $60 fucking dollars to bug bomb my house 2 days in a row.  Mutherfucking  satanic bank of america took a disgusting amount of fees for my being overdrawn cuz the money my mom sent me to help me got deposited on a tuesday not a monday, they left me with $84 dollars.  FUck fuck fuckity fuck fuck cock sucking bullshit.  I'm leaving BoA in October.  BoA is satanic and run by greedy  basterd pigs and I hate them.  They were probably all in Skull and Bones and suck George dubbya's cock.  Fuckers. 

On a lighter note, it's September 30 and I started putting up my Halloween decorations.   I might just keep up them ALL FUCKING YEAR!!!  Namaste Bitchess!


4 comments:

Quite Contrary said...

Scorching! So how do you really feel...hope yur kitty is ok though...banks and their fees...they can suck it.

Anonymous said...

WRITE A BOOK ALREADY....PLEEEEEASE. All Hail the rant!! JD

Anonymous said...

You should walk into BoA and cold cock 'em!!

Anonymous said...

Walmart MGR here.stay outta my store or i'll turn up the heat so FUCKING high, you'll melt into a puddle and i'll scoop you up, stuff you into a bottle of VO5, and let you sit on a shelf til some scumbag florida fuck stumbles outta their trailer and buys you and rubs you all over their crab infested balls.