Tropical Storm Fay

Really? What a joke! Hell, we didn't even get rain. OOOOO, 70 mile an hour winds. OOOO, 8 inches of rain. OOOOO, quick we have to evacuate the flood plain. What the fuck ever! No rain!!! No wind!!! Fuck the flood plain. I'm pissed. I wanted rain, crazy rain, like babies floating away down the street. BUT NO!!! I get NOTHING!!! Let me tell you how excited I'll be about the next Tropical Storm.

Storm Shmorm!